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Lussuria ([personal profile] sohotlikeme) wrote2012-01-27 07:45 pm

5th Fabulous P-R-O-G-R-A-M [Video/Action]

[ Lussuria is known for being a bit... special. But he’s not one to miss a good chance for his show, so the video starts with a smiling troll man waving to the camera. ]

Hello, Johto and Kanto! And welcome once more to Lussuria’s program ♥! Today we will talk about how to make the best clothes with the simple things that this world can give us.

[ His Gardevoir moves the screen to show his victim... That’s right, you get to see Killiua in the same room with Luss, which cannot end well. ]

Everyone, say Hi to our lovely model ♥! Killua, my audience is watching you, be nice~ [ :DDDD ]

[Killua looks at the screen with a burning hatred in his eyes. As if to say, I hope you all die a slow and painful death. His insincere smile probably doesn’t help right now. He tilts his head and in a sickly sweet tone greets the masses.]

Hello, everyone~

Kil, dear, you can do it better than that. [ A chuckle. ] But the show isn’t about you, sorry. It’s about how I plan to dress you up.

[ Lussuria points to the sketch he has been making, it’s quite messy and probably no one except him can understand it. ] As I was saying, everyone...~ The imporant fact is that you can make anything you want into reality. Let’s assume I’m making a cute skirt for a girl...

[ Which, conveniently, he has one next to him. He explains quickly how he did it, but he goes for the better part. ] Killua, put this on. Now ♥ [ :DDDDDD ]

[The brat snatches the piece of cloth and stripes not caring much about the camera watching him. Then grudging puts on the skirt, it was kind of sad that is fit him so well. It remind him of home. Damn his mother, damn Illumi, and damn Lussuria for hiding his sweets stash. ]

It suits you so well, Kil! [ trolololol. ] You should wear them more often. Now, now, we also can make clothes for our pokemons as well, but that’s for another program! Today is the day mostly for women and men. [ Lussuria then gestures to a pretty cool suit and puts it on as well. Then explains it how to combine such things depending on the event. ]

For that short skirt, you should wear a similar pullover to not catch a cold. Here I have some examples that our model will wear ♥ [ Some pink, flower-designed ones are handing over to the poor kid. ] Isn’t he the sweetest~? Kil, say something to the audience as well.

It’s easy to hide a light weight weapon in the sleeves. With a flick of the wrist you can produce a throwing knife and get someone right in the neck. [He even demonstrates with a few chopsticks and aim them right at Lussuria’s face.]

But only use it in self defense and if you aim correctly you can completely disable the one attacking you. [And probably kill them in the process]

Kil, the self defense program is next week. Don’t rush things or say goodbye to your sweets.

Hmph fine [All the pouting]

[ A laugh. ] Beside, leave the big talk for someone who is part of the Varia Squad. We do it with style after all ♥ [ A wink to the camera. ] Oh, and about your sweets... You’ll need to help me in my next programs if you want them back or you can always try to find them in my room. [ CREEPER. ]

I can defend myself with plenty of style and I’m not sloppy about that stuff like some people. [A normal person probably wouldn’t notice he’s talking about the fine art of assassination.]

…..I’d be more than happy to help. [He says though clenched teeth.]

Good, good ♥ But now we are running out of time, so it’s time to say goodbye. Next program will have more fun things with the help our little Kil ♥ Ciao!

[ ooc: joint post with Killua in Lussuria’s fabulous program.. Both of them will be replying to this either, and if you are brave enough you can go action with this xD. ]
killer_sweets: (sigh)

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[personal profile] killer_sweets 2012-02-01 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
No, my family is annoy and a real bother at times but I wouldn't lie about what they do.
nasa_dreams: (Are you serious?//You.  Stop Talking.)

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[personal profile] nasa_dreams 2012-02-02 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
I'm still not about to believe you. I mean, really? Assassins? They're only in video games these days.
killer_sweets: (hmmmmmm)

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[personal profile] killer_sweets 2012-02-02 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
We come from different places then, Assassin are pretty real back home. I personally quit because it got really boring after a while.

Though my dad is pretty amazing, he can rip a man's heart out without leaving a drop of blood. I never figured out how to do it so cleanly.

killer_sweets: (hmmmmmm)

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[personal profile] killer_sweets 2012-02-02 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
We come from different places then, Assassin are pretty real back home. I personally quit because it gets so boring. So those games must be pretty boring.
Edited 2012-02-02 04:44 (UTC)
nasa_dreams: (What.//Failure!)

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[personal profile] nasa_dreams 2012-02-02 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously? You got bored of killing people? That's out there.
killer_sweets: (Sorry I don't speak boring)

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[personal profile] killer_sweets 2012-02-02 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't exactly get bored killing people. It's the targets; drug lords, political opponents, the occasional cheating husband or wife and so on. I wanted a real challenge excitement and meet new people without the need to silence them.

['To make some friends' was unspoken.]
nasa_dreams: (IDEK man//You want 100 of what now?)

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[personal profile] nasa_dreams 2012-02-02 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Riiight. Okay then.
killer_sweets: (smug)

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[personal profile] killer_sweets 2012-02-03 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad you get it. I've been thinking you're an idiot this whole time.
nasa_dreams: (Are you serious?//You.  Stop Talking.)

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[personal profile] nasa_dreams 2012-02-03 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, whatever. I've seen enough weird stuff back home, so why not kid assassins?
killer_sweets: (O.O)

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[personal profile] killer_sweets 2012-02-03 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
I've probably seen worse if young assassins are new to you.

nasa_dreams: (IDEK man//You want 100 of what now?)

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[personal profile] nasa_dreams 2012-02-03 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Like what? I mean, got anything worse than ghosts that attack your hometown every so often? Or how about one that wants to skin you and mount it like a trophy?
killer_sweets: (Sorry I don't speak boring)

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[personal profile] killer_sweets 2012-02-03 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Well the last thing that try to kill me was a large sentient insect that wanted ate me and keep my head for things.

Seeing a man willing allowing his arms to be chopped off to prove a point and show how skilled he is in a fight. Which the guy won by the way.

Or having my older brother try singing me to sleep...

Though that ghost thing sounds like fun.
nasa_dreams: (What.//Failure!)

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[personal profile] nasa_dreams 2012-02-03 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoa! He seriously had 'em chopped off? Wouldn't that...kinda hinder him in the long run?
killer_sweets: (¬_¬)

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[personal profile] killer_sweets 2012-02-03 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
He's really cocky but he's also insanely skilled and a powerful fighter. His opponent rip the first one off and then the man let him take the other one. He still own in the end.

Somehow his arms got reattached afterward.
nasa_dreams: (What.//Failure!)

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[personal profile] nasa_dreams 2012-02-03 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, not gonna lie, that's some pretty messed up crap right there.
killer_sweets: (Bored)

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[personal profile] killer_sweets 2012-02-03 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
That's just how it is back home.
nasa_dreams: (IDEK man//You want 100 of what now?)

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[personal profile] nasa_dreams 2012-02-04 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
You're pretty accepting.
killer_sweets: (Sorry I don't speak boring)

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[personal profile] killer_sweets 2012-02-04 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
I'm use to it. Which is why this place is so boring to me.
nasa_dreams: (IDEK man//You want 100 of what now?)

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[personal profile] nasa_dreams 2012-02-04 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Why? Cause Pokémon can't kill each other?
killer_sweets: (o-o)

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[personal profile] killer_sweets 2012-02-04 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Killing doesn't make things more interesting for me. I just want a challenge, something fun, exciting. Pokemon are interesting and so are the battles but it's not enough.

Or at least I want my friend, Gon. With him around I'm never bored. [or lonely]
nasa_dreams: (Default)

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[personal profile] nasa_dreams 2012-02-04 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, I know that. It's super boring without my buddy Tucker around.
killer_sweets: (sigh)

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[personal profile] killer_sweets 2012-02-09 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad we agree though Gon would be pissed if he was here.

By the way what's your name?
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[personal profile] nasa_dreams 2012-02-09 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's Danny.
killer_sweets: (:))

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[personal profile] killer_sweets 2012-02-09 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
You probably already heard it but my name is Killua.

[Now he has your name, that means it will be easier to track you down.]
nasa_dreams: (Well that was strangely lucky.//Good Sav)

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[personal profile] nasa_dreams 2012-02-09 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Okay then. Enjoy your skirt.