Lussuria

[ Lussuria is known for being a bit... special. But he’s not one to miss a good chance for his show, so the video starts with a smiling troll man waving to the camera. ]

Hello, Johto and Kanto! And welcome once more to Lussuria’s program ♥! Today we will talk about how to make the best clothes with the simple things that this world can give us.

[ His Gardevoir moves the screen to show his victim... That’s right, you get to see Killiua in the same room with Luss, which cannot end well. ]

Everyone, say Hi to our lovely model ♥! Killua, my audience is watching you, be nice~ [ :DDDD ]

[Killua looks at the screen with a burning hatred in his eyes. As if to say, I hope you all die a slow and painful death. His insincere smile probably doesn’t help right now. He tilts his head and in a sickly sweet tone greets the masses.]

Hello, everyone~

Kil, dear, you can do it better than that. [ A chuckle. ] But the show isn’t about you, sorry. It’s about how I plan to dress you up.

[ Lussuria points to the sketch he has been making, it’s quite messy and probably no one except him can understand it. ] As I was saying, everyone...~ The imporant fact is that you can make anything you want into reality. Let’s assume I’m making a cute skirt for a girl...

[ Which, conveniently, he has one next to him. He explains quickly how he did it, but he goes for the better part. ] Killua, put this on. Now ♥ [ :DDDDDD ]

[The brat snatches the piece of cloth and stripes not caring much about the camera watching him. Then grudging puts on the skirt, it was kind of sad that is fit him so well. It remind him of home. Damn his mother, damn Illumi, and damn Lussuria for hiding his sweets stash. ]

It suits you so well, Kil! [ trolololol. ] You should wear them more often. Now, now, we also can make clothes for our pokemons as well, but that’s for another program! Today is the day mostly for women and men. [ Lussuria then gestures to a pretty cool suit and puts it on as well. Then explains it how to combine such things depending on the event. ]

For that short skirt, you should wear a similar pullover to not catch a cold. Here I have some examples that our model will wear ♥ [ Some pink, flower-designed ones are handing over to the poor kid. ] Isn’t he the sweetest~? Kil, say something to the audience as well.

It’s easy to hide a light weight weapon in the sleeves. With a flick of the wrist you can produce a throwing knife and get someone right in the neck. [He even demonstrates with a few chopsticks and aim them right at Lussuria’s face.]

But only use it in self defense and if you aim correctly you can completely disable the one attacking you. [And probably kill them in the process]

Kil, the self defense program is next week. Don’t rush things or say goodbye to your sweets.

Hmph fine [All the pouting]

[ A laugh. ] Beside, leave the big talk for someone who is part of the Varia Squad. We do it with style after all ♥ [ A wink to the camera. ] Oh, and about your sweets... You’ll need to help me in my next programs if you want them back or you can always try to find them in my room. [ CREEPER. ]

I can defend myself with plenty of style and I’m not sloppy about that stuff like some people. [A normal person probably wouldn’t notice he’s talking about the fine art of assassination.]

…..I’d be more than happy to help. [He says though clenched teeth.]

Good, good ♥ But now we are running out of time, so it’s time to say goodbye. Next program will have more fun things with the help our little Kil ♥ Ciao!

[ ooc: joint post with Killua in Lussuria’s fabulous program.. Both of them will be replying to this either, and if you are brave enough you can go action with this xD. ]

[ Another video starts from Lussuria's Pokegear, this time being recorded by Blaziken's cameraman productions. Today, it seems Lussuria's out buying stuff. Or better... He's buying clothes, when the camera turns on, Lussuria waves one of his hands to the camera. ]

Hello everyone~! And welcome back to Lussuria's fabulous program ♥ [ Eveline throws up some conffeti to add to the name before her trainer speaks again. ]

Today's topic will be fashion clothes, of course. That's why we are here in Goldenrod's stores to search for something amazing and fitting for all my family. [ There's a short pause, as if he just remembered something sad. ] Our dear Squ had to leave us... But as the Varia's Squad Mama I must stay strong for all of them.

Which it means we must buy some things to cheer our selves in the process... And because, seriously, who has been buying them clothes all this time I haven't been here. [ He sounds pretty much stressed. ]

Returning to the topic of this program... [ Lussuria now enters to one of the stores, searching for some clothes, until he grabs and shows this to the camera.]

This is pretty much a perfect combination of purple and a nice design that fits perfectly our lovely Prince Bel. We will bring two of this with a different pattern of colors because otherwise it will be boring. [ He puts them in his arms as he keeps searching for something else. Eveline meanwhile is trying a tie on herself to look more Mafia-style... ] Eveline, dear, if you want that one, help Mama with her quest to find something else.

[ Some minutes later, and before our lovely Blaziken burns something, Lussira grabs antoher thing and shows it to the camera again. ] This is a perfect definition of our loved and respected Boss. A man who isn't afraid of anything ♥ But perhaps it's too much for him... Mmm...

[More searching leads to.... this three things together! Lussuria would almost die happily at this!! ] This is perfect for you, Boss ♥!! I can't wait to wait to buy some accessories for this one. Now, the only one left is that Killua boy~

Let's see, for a kid of his age... [ Lussuria laughs a bit and shows this ] We have to make him look more Mafia-style if we plan to take him with us. The combiation of black and white always make children look so grown up. Just look at Tsunayoshi Sawada~ [ Trails off now, chuckling a bit. He's now buying some quick things before talking again to the camera and leaving the store behind. ]

And bonus points goes for Pao-Lin Huang, my new student, who I bought this before the program started. I wanted it in purple and black but this was the only one left. Johto stores clearly need more advice... Anyway, accessories are really important in clothes, so for our Boss I bought this~ [ Shows it off to the camera. (Pretend it's an "X") ] For Bel this [ Shows it to the audience!! ] And for our little Killua this one! [ Aaaan he's showing it off again. ]

Sadly for you all, we are running out of time, but stay alert for my next program~ This part of the program is called "Ask me anything!" about the topic of the day ♥ I'll be waiting for your replies! [ A wink to the camera. ]

All you ever need about the whole world, Lussuria knows it ♥ Ciaaao~

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