sohotlikeme: (Ya see this get hot)
Lussuria ([personal profile] sohotlikeme) wrote2012-01-27 07:45 pm

5th Fabulous P-R-O-G-R-A-M [Video/Action]

[ Lussuria is known for being a bit... special. But he’s not one to miss a good chance for his show, so the video starts with a smiling troll man waving to the camera. ]

Hello, Johto and Kanto! And welcome once more to Lussuria’s program ♥! Today we will talk about how to make the best clothes with the simple things that this world can give us.

[ His Gardevoir moves the screen to show his victim... That’s right, you get to see Killiua in the same room with Luss, which cannot end well. ]

Everyone, say Hi to our lovely model ♥! Killua, my audience is watching you, be nice~ [ :DDDD ]

[Killua looks at the screen with a burning hatred in his eyes. As if to say, I hope you all die a slow and painful death. His insincere smile probably doesn’t help right now. He tilts his head and in a sickly sweet tone greets the masses.]

Hello, everyone~

Kil, dear, you can do it better than that. [ A chuckle. ] But the show isn’t about you, sorry. It’s about how I plan to dress you up.

[ Lussuria points to the sketch he has been making, it’s quite messy and probably no one except him can understand it. ] As I was saying, everyone...~ The imporant fact is that you can make anything you want into reality. Let’s assume I’m making a cute skirt for a girl...

[ Which, conveniently, he has one next to him. He explains quickly how he did it, but he goes for the better part. ] Killua, put this on. Now ♥ [ :DDDDDD ]

[The brat snatches the piece of cloth and stripes not caring much about the camera watching him. Then grudging puts on the skirt, it was kind of sad that is fit him so well. It remind him of home. Damn his mother, damn Illumi, and damn Lussuria for hiding his sweets stash. ]

It suits you so well, Kil! [ trolololol. ] You should wear them more often. Now, now, we also can make clothes for our pokemons as well, but that’s for another program! Today is the day mostly for women and men. [ Lussuria then gestures to a pretty cool suit and puts it on as well. Then explains it how to combine such things depending on the event. ]

For that short skirt, you should wear a similar pullover to not catch a cold. Here I have some examples that our model will wear ♥ [ Some pink, flower-designed ones are handing over to the poor kid. ] Isn’t he the sweetest~? Kil, say something to the audience as well.

It’s easy to hide a light weight weapon in the sleeves. With a flick of the wrist you can produce a throwing knife and get someone right in the neck. [He even demonstrates with a few chopsticks and aim them right at Lussuria’s face.]

But only use it in self defense and if you aim correctly you can completely disable the one attacking you. [And probably kill them in the process]

Kil, the self defense program is next week. Don’t rush things or say goodbye to your sweets.

Hmph fine [All the pouting]

[ A laugh. ] Beside, leave the big talk for someone who is part of the Varia Squad. We do it with style after all ♥ [ A wink to the camera. ] Oh, and about your sweets... You’ll need to help me in my next programs if you want them back or you can always try to find them in my room. [ CREEPER. ]

I can defend myself with plenty of style and I’m not sloppy about that stuff like some people. [A normal person probably wouldn’t notice he’s talking about the fine art of assassination.]

…..I’d be more than happy to help. [He says though clenched teeth.]

Good, good ♥ But now we are running out of time, so it’s time to say goodbye. Next program will have more fun things with the help our little Kil ♥ Ciao!

[ ooc: joint post with Killua in Lussuria’s fabulous program.. Both of them will be replying to this either, and if you are brave enough you can go action with this xD. ]
su6tlecoruscate: (ѕαмє σℓ∂ тιяє∂ ℓσиєℓу ρℓα¢є)

Lol, what? XD

[personal profile] su6tlecoruscate 2012-01-27 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think your "model" looks happy.
killer_sweets: (I pout at you)

What is a good response. 8D

[personal profile] killer_sweets 2012-01-27 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh I'm not happy but there's nothing I can do about it.

subtlecoruscate: (яєα∂ уσυя fα¢є נυѕт ℓιкє α ℓєттєя)

[personal profile] subtlecoruscate 2012-01-27 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh?
killer_sweets: (Awww face)

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[personal profile] killer_sweets 2012-01-27 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
He's holding my sweets hostage.

[His precious desserts are in danger.]
su6tlecoruscate: (gυєѕѕ уσυ яєαℓℓу ∂ι∂ ιт тнιѕ тιмє)

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[personal profile] su6tlecoruscate 2012-01-27 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[...you're kidding right?]

They must be some really nice sweets.
killer_sweets: (I pout at you)

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[personal profile] killer_sweets 2012-01-27 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
The best and there is a lot, I worked so hard collect them.
su6tlecoruscate: (ιт'ѕ gєттιиg ∂αяк αи∂ ιт'ѕ αℓℓ тσσ qυιєт)

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[personal profile] su6tlecoruscate 2012-01-27 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Where did you "collect" them from?
killer_sweets: (Correct)

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[personal profile] killer_sweets 2012-01-27 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I've been stocking up sweets from all of this world, since I got here. Not to mention all the stuff I got from Christmas.
su6tlecoruscate: (ѕαмє σℓ∂ тιяє∂ ℓσиєℓу ρℓα¢є)

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[personal profile] su6tlecoruscate 2012-01-27 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Guess that makes sense then.
killer_sweets: (Sorry I don't speak boring)

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[personal profile] killer_sweets 2012-01-27 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
If I could replace it, I would have already.
subtlecoruscate: (α ѕωєєт ℓιттℓє тαℓє тнαт єи∂є∂ ѕσυя)

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[personal profile] subtlecoruscate 2012-01-28 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Fair point. How long will you be stuck with this?
killer_sweets: (So Annoyed)

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[personal profile] killer_sweets 2012-01-28 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
If you mean stuck being Lussuria little helper, it's been since the start of the month.
subtlecoruscate: (ωαт¢нє∂ тнє ∂αуѕ яυѕн ву)

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[personal profile] subtlecoruscate 2012-01-28 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
...good luck to you then.
killer_sweets: (o-o)

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[personal profile] killer_sweets 2012-01-28 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Oh I'll need more than luck but thanks anyway.
loveshisblood: (Grin~)

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[personal profile] loveshisblood 2012-01-28 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[The prince had been out getting some snacks but when he opened the door the suite he nearly shut it again, because...well the reason was obvious. Though that was until he caught a glimpse of Killua. Snickering to himself he nearly dropped his back of snacks as he laughed at the boy.]

Ushishishishi!

[All the while his vulpix, Bella walked past him and up to the two of them before turning her nose to them.]

Shishishi~ What bet did you lose this time?
loveshisblood: (Annoyed)

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[personal profile] loveshisblood 2012-01-28 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Shishi~ Glad to see you found a new toy.

[If it meant he wouldn't bother him as much he was more than happy to sacrifice the kid. Still snickering he flopped onto the nearby couch though after a moment she Vulpix growled at him and he sat up letting it have space.]

Tch...stupid fox. What the fuck are you two doing anyway?
killer_sweets: (So Annoyed)

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[personal profile] killer_sweets 2012-01-28 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't lose anything, he [gestures at Lussuria] took my dessert stash.

[He glances at the vulpix and rolled his eyes.]
loveshisblood: (Grin~)

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[personal profile] loveshisblood 2012-01-28 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
...

[Snickering again when he gets to the couch. Note to self if he wants to torture him steal sweets.]

Shishi You're easy to manipulate.

[The Vulpix growls at Killua.]
killer_sweets: (8P)

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[personal profile] killer_sweets 2012-01-28 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Hardly, it more like he figure out where my stuff was.

[He sticks his tongue at it, a prissy pokémon can't possibly make his day worse.]

I should have sent it in parts instead of sending the whole damn thing over to Kanto.
killer_sweets: (sigh)

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[personal profile] killer_sweets 2012-01-28 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
How long do I have to do this? [He sighed as he put on his normal clothing.]
loveshisblood: (Lookin cool)

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[personal profile] loveshisblood 2012-01-28 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Which was stupid of you.

[The vulpix took that as a challenge. Hair puffed up she glared at Killua and looked at the other man before she almost smirked. With a small puff of flames, though large enough to get Killua, she set his outfit on fire]

Vuuulpix!
killer_sweets: (Something on my face?)

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[personal profile] killer_sweets 2012-01-28 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Well isn't this a bitch of day now his clothes are on fire. A normal person would be screaming but no Killua gives an annoyed huff before jogging to the bathroom. The fire hurt like a bitch but he was use to this sort of stuff. It was just like being ground at home.]

Oh Bel while I'm in the shower you might want to feed Biscuit.

[He yells from the bathroom.]
nasa_dreams: (Sweet!//Very Happy!)

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[personal profile] nasa_dreams 2012-01-28 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
[This is Danny lolling forever. Nothing's funnier than forced transgendering!]

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