6th Fabulous P-R-O-G-R-A-M [Video/Action]

[ A video starts with a... very dark room. Sitting in the middle of it, on a fancy chair that resembles somewhat a throne, is Lussuria. His pokemons around him sound pretty sad as well. He fixes his fabulous hair before looking at the screen again. ]

Welcome, my dear Johto. Today, in this fabulous program, we will have a special edition about someone who is no longer among us. Mama is quite sad to bring this news to everybody, so please be strong as I inform you all this.

[ Lussuria clears his throat. ]

Our beloved Boss and Leader, Xanxus, has returned to our world. Today, this program is for him.

[ SUDDENLY, THE LIGHTS TURN ON AND YOU CAN SEE many pictures of Xanxus on the wall Lussuria is pointing right now. ]

He was a charming man with a strong personality. His cool behavior was one of his strongest points, Mama always told him that. In fact, all the clothes you see him wearing were carefully picked by me ♥. In name of him, I, the great Lussuria and Mama of the Varia Group, will sing a beautiful song.

Music, please.

[ Oh, god. Why. T-the music starts... ]

Empty spaces - what are we living for?
Abandoned places - I guess we know the score..
On and on!
Does anybody know what we are looking for?

[ Yes, Lussuria is singing Queen. And being quite dramatic with the lyrics as well. He's really good at it. One would imagine that he would he horrible, but in fact, it seems he has a certain hobby when he's alone. Besides the... interesting one. ]

Another hero - another mindless crime.
Behind the curtain, in the pantomime.
Hold the line!
Does anybody want to take it anymore?

The Show must go on!
The Show must go on! Yeah!
Inside my heart is breaking,
My make-up may be flaking,
But my smile, still, stays on!"

[ He goes on, his Gardevoir dancing behind him. Of course, he sings the whole song. And when he finishes, his Blazken will throw up some conffetti and sparkles. ]

In name of the Leader of the Varia Squad, Xanxus, look forward my next program. Any kind of photo that you want of him can be sold for a nice price and we have photos of other people as well. Ciao!